Fecal Finger of Fate

When someone shoves one of their fingers up their arsehole, then pulls it out to see if shit gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. A game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. If shit gets on your finger the answer is "No", but if you pull it out clean the answer is "Yes".

Well, I don't know if I should go to the show tonight or not. I guess I'll have to decide using the Fecal Finger of Fate.

by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008

the finger

A signaling device, used to point out the assholes in everyday life.

by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

fingering the dog

lazy around and doing nothing of note other than surfing the web, watching crappy TV or abusing house pets etc..

"Hey William, you really aught to come train in the gym and get yourself ready for the beach, instead of spending all your free time fingering the dog.."

by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

No Fingering February

The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.

Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.

Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*

Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.

by zirak September 9, 2010

rasin fingers

When you finish fingering a chick and shes so wet that your fingers look like rasins

Man Dave, that was fun, i even got rasin fingers

by Zouling June 7, 2004

PC Fingers

1) A person that is used to the hard keys on a PC. When they use a Mac they press the keys too hard.

2) An insult that is directed at PC users, usually from Mac users.

1) My mate Fred came over the other day and his PC fingers ruined the keyboard on my new imac.

2) Get your dirty PC fingers off my Mac!

by Keanu Taylor December 9, 2008

twitter finger

Somebody who fancies themselves a social media expert and tweets and retweets incessantly as if every thought they have is vitally important to the well-being of humanity.

17 tweets in an hour means you have twitter finger. It also means you're annoying.

by san-nicola March 12, 2011