It's when two rednecks look at each other intensely and use the pump actions on their shotguns. No actual shots are fired but only click on clank of the guns.
by Pussy marijana December 8, 2016
Get the Shotgun Fightmug. by DOM1985 February 7, 2020
Get the sword fightingmug. When two people in a bar "fight" by slapping each others' hands repeatedly when both people have their hands raised, like two deer fighting.
Yo dude, did you see Stacy and Pepe slapping each other? I think they're going to kill each other.
Nah, it's cool, they're just deer fighting.
Nah, it's cool, they're just deer fighting.
by LabradorJ September 25, 2011
Get the Deer Fightingmug. by WaluigiMain October 4, 2023
Get the Freak Fightmug. a simple fight of the dough. which dough? your dough. and her dough. and his dough. ERRRRYONES dough. it’s doughpe.
her- “do you want to go back to my place?” him-“yes but i’m really just in the mood for a good ole dough fight. nothing more nothing less.”
by dough_fights_r_us April 28, 2020
Get the dough fightmug. by ecFTW December 5, 2016
Get the Fight Clubmug. When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Example)
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
by The Turkey King September 7, 2013
Get the turkey fightmug.