biddy fiddler

a person who fantasises about elderly people in a sexual manner

dave fancies 70 year old janice, therefore he is a biddy fiddler

by nic the greek December 13, 2008

Alabama Fidget Spinner

when you and the boys lube up and find a slippery surface, like a kitchen floor, and use your legs to spin in a circle while jerking off.

me, cletus bob and bill did a alabama fidget spinner last night

by yeeteteeetete May 24, 2018

kiddy fiddler

a sick person who touches kids. they do stuff to children, unnatural stuff.

My dad is a kiddy fiddler. He should be put in jail.

by sonni vitalle January 16, 2008

fidget spinner

a spinning thing that is meant for people with ADHD but some idiots use it as well. also referred to as autistic shurikien

person:"Hey nice fidget spinner, can I have a go?"
person2:"Fuck off"

by a kind of cool doughnut May 18, 2017

fiddling while Rome burns

To occupy oneself with unimportant matters and neglect priorities during a crisis.

Origin: (The source of this phrase is the story that Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome Burned during the Great Fire in AD 64).

duskins: "Just waiting for the time to be ideal!"
Zavah: "That time is never going to exist,why are you fiddling while Rome burns?"
duskins: . . . "oh f***." >_<

by duskins July 17, 2006

Fido

"F..k it; drive on!"

After unsucessfully trying to get something to work, you just say, "fido."

by Slim August 16, 2003

Fidel

(n) Cuban Cigar. Term originates from the President of Cuba, Fidel Castro.

Stash more cash than burnt Fidels.

by Keyshaw May 12, 2004