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dick farming

When a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having sex with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)
Girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the dick farm
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!
by Lucolas May 19, 2016
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Want Farm

Putting the needs of the individual above all.
What do you want in your wANT farm?
by Want Farmer July 18, 2010
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Sludge Farm

1. A word used to describe the inside or general area of one's anus. The general fecal production area within the body of an animal or human.

2. A farm whose whole purpose is to produce sludge, the sweet nectar of which Sludge Monsters devour.
1. Chuck - "It was my girlfriend's time of the month so I pounded her right in the Sludge Farm"

or

Josh - "If you need me i'll just be on the toilet, tending to my Sludge Farm"

or

Judith - "There was a core meltdown within the Sludge Farm's reactor room, causing an immediate evacuation of all personnel to the nearest exit. A new pair of 'personnel catching equipment' will be required."

2. "Do you remember when we visited the Sludge Farm last year? Those jars of sludge we bought were delicious and went great on waffles."
by Cooked Cactus May 12, 2014
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Combat Farms

Any FPS multiplayer game where multiple people play in a locked room for the sole purpose of gaining exp and top rank in the weekly rankings.
I wanted to gain exp so I did a combat farms on Short Fuse search and destroywith !Kiwano, ToS-Momme, Acylic, Babiest, Astrel, and !Dhami
by JaidenIsHIVNegative May 17, 2017
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wench farm

Whore house, especially in Midwestern and southern regions
Well howdy Bill, it's been awhile since you got some. 'Bout time you head on over to the wench farm and have you a good time.
by 2Naughtynurses January 2, 2017
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stat farm

A organization that gathers biased statistics usually to influence political discourse
Informed electorate Pac, they're a stat farm.
by jvanouw March 9, 2017
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Sphincter Farming

When someone farts repeatedly, usually to annoy their coworkers or classmates.
"Oh my God, what is that smell?"
"That new guy in Sales has been sphincter farming all morning."
"Man, he must really hate the boss, huh?"
by The word-eating crocodile December 9, 2009
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