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Mud Falcon

The purest act of anal enlightenment; while engaging in a session of pudding pushing, you hastily remove your ram rod and begin violently shaking it, flinging any amount of potetial clingers wildly across the room. You then quickly replicate the cry of a caged flacon and begin to bat your arms to fan the smell of fresh turds. You win.
Sorry the room is a mess. The mud falcon got out of the cage last night.
by the bird of prey December 31, 2013
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rusty falcon

to crap upon thee with great disdain, requiring significant elevation, while channeling the great native American spirit being of the falcon.
I said no salt, NO SALT. I could rusty falcon the guacamole...
by Mortimer von Grundle-Smith September 28, 2008
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fraud falcon

One of the most craptastic cars in the universe. Supposed to be "competition" for the Holden Commodore, but can't hope to be anywhere near as good as the trusty ol' Commodore
Look at the bogans in that POS Falcon
by Someone Else March 21, 2005
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Maltese Falcon

A falcon from Malta
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 29, 2021
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high like falcon

high as a muthafucka after smokin the kind bud.
i smoked so much of that shit i was high like falcon

Dude! i'm high like falcon
by highasamuthafucka November 6, 2006
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Blue Falcon

In the U.S. Army, someone that does not support the team or unit is said to not support their "buddies." Because of this, they are called "Buddy Fuckers," because they let down their buddies. Since such things are not considered polite in mixed company, people in the Army endeavored to come up with a similar two letter name to represent the term. Blue Falcon was a cartoon character from the Dynomutt cartoon series during the mid-1970s, a time when many of the people originating the term grew up. So, calling someone a Blue Falcon came to be a substitution to calling them a "Buddy Fucker."
Observing someone else keeping incorrect change where the person was given extra, a man in dressed in camouflage turns to his companion in camouflage and says: "He's a real Blue Falcon."
by MilitaryMyths June 27, 2009
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Polish Falcon

When a person covertly drops ass in anothers work space, usually a cubicle. Usually done on the sly, like staging a fake conversation in the area around the cube or office, and then pointing your ass in the opening/door, and farting, and then walking away - as though nothing has happened. Polish Falcons are only effective with a silent fart, if you let a ripper or a popper out -- the gig is up.
I saw Mr. Baker vomit burp when he caught the smell of the Polish Falcon that Tony left in his cube.

Phector tried to deliver a Polish Falcon to Winston, but it was a popper and he shit his pants.
by Crack O Da Ass February 8, 2005
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