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Wuhan Express

Fornication in Wuhan China without wearing a surgeon’s mask or condom
Damn, did you hear Jake banged that chick on his business trip in Wuhan without a cock-sock or N95? Dude took the fast track Wuhan Express route for coronavirus.
by MayorJohnLee March 3, 2020
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Polar Express

Sliding a cylindrical freezer pack into a rubber balloon (with no air/helium in it) pissing in it, then putting it in the freezer for a few hours, then taking it out and shoving it up your ass and or vagina until you cum.
"Mark gave himself a good Polar Express last night, im still cleaning the kitchen floor."
by Nickb123 November 27, 2012
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As a Vietnam era fighter pilot, I have heard and used the expression “bought the farm” many times. To my understanding, it is not meant to be taken literally, as in paying off a mortgage. Instead, it is meant in jest, a little bit of black humor poking fun at the constant risk of being killed in an airplane crash.

"Bought” is used as follows: After breaking an expensive vase in a china shop, the proprietor says, “I am sorry sir, but I’m afraid you just bought it.” Bought or buy means doing something that has quick, negative, and irreversible consequences, in this case being killed.

I have heard three variations on “the farm.” First is a piece of land, a very small piece of land, used for raising daisies. This, of course, means a grave plot. The second is a piece of land where you are planted (buried) rather than a crop, again referring to a grave. The third variation, and my personal preference, is a piece of land where you plant yourself - usually at the bottom of the smoking hole made when your airplane crashed.

For people in harms way, the Grim Reaper is often a too frequent visitor. If “he” is taken too seriously, it may interfere with one’s duty. To reduce this problem, combatants since ancient armies first marched have found ways to make light of and mock “Old Scratch” and “the skinny guy with the scythe.”
Meaning of the expression, “Bought the farm.”

Steve was doing ACM practice and had a mid-air. Unfortunately, he bought the farm.
by rlltrash August 2, 2010
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pony express

the act of defecating into a mailbox. a particularly difficult technique usually used as a punishment.
-Dude, Bill Six shit in his ex-girlfriend's mailbox!
-Ah, yes, the pony express!
by jhubillsixfan March 8, 2005
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polar express

me and tom hanks ran a polar express on some girl yesterday, she was litterally star struck.
by p.nasty January 10, 2012
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Cum Cannon Express

A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts
Your mother sent me to the ER from a Cum Cannon Express
by HornyTitLicker June 15, 2010
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katie express

term for smearing PB on your ass and sitting on a girls face
she was katie expressed last night
by Syber March 17, 2008
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