birth by anal bird explosion 

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

birth by anal bird explosion by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

Arabian Hemorrhoid Explosion

First invented by the great Zabeeblebooble al-Shabib Poopaloompa as a forbidden medical practice in 2374 B.C. and passed down through word of mouth alone, the Arabian Hemorrhoid Explosion is a highly advanced form of intercourse that is also classified as an act of terrorism.
To perform, one must first acquire a pipe bomb and fill it with pickled seaweed. It is important that the seaweed has aged for at least 9 days and has never been touched by a virgin. Soak the pipe bomb in a jar filled with a mixture of horse diarrhea and your own sperm for 15 minutes, then place the jar on the stove and cook until medium rare. The mixture should be a neon guacamole green by this point. Remove the pipe bomb from the jar and gently shove it up the anus of your partner/sworn enemy who has lots of juicy hemorrhoids. Detonate the pipe bomb by chanting the new version of the alphabet song ten times fast (this is most effective with a large group of choir students.) Upon detonation, the bomb should implode and create a singularity inside your victim's asshole. This is your cue to begin vigorously molesting the asshole with a long object, preferably a rolling pin. Continue molesting until the singularity unravels, causing an orgasmic explosion that eradicates all hemorrhoids within a 100-mile radius by displacing them into the atmosphere so that they rain down hours later on unsuspecting homeless people and their stolen shopping carts.

I gave Fred an Arabian Hemorrhoid Explosion, he is now wheelchair-bound and can only eat drink own greasy shart juice for the rest of his life

Arabian Hemorrhoid Explosion by beepboop mcdoopydoo July 19, 2025

spontaneous paki explosion

Spontaneous paki explosion is a phenomenon where a person of south asian origin will cut someone off because they percieve themselves as superior.

Person 1: Hey man, my friend underwent spontaneous paki explosion. What should I do?
Person 2: Get your money up, that should be enough to force a spontaneous paki implosion.

spontaneous paki explosion by goatvertzzz November 29, 2025

Texas city explosion

Best anti-smoking ad in the world ever.

The Texas city explosion goes down as the best anti smoking ad ever.

Texas city explosion by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing April 19, 2026

Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion 

The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.

Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.

Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion by aiwefal April 30, 2025

Exploding Horse 

To be sexy as fuck.

"Damn, you’re really being an Exploding Horse right now!"

"Your mom is such an Exploding Horse."

Exploding Horse by SubscribeToPeternity March 8, 2023

PS2 Expansion Bay Hiding Spot 

On a PS2 (the fat model) there is an empty slot in the back meant to put in a hard drive and network adapter, this empty spot can be accessed by taking off the network adapter or cover on the back. This is a great place to hide stuff like your weed, cigarettes/cigars, cans of snuff, small flasks, money and electronic devices etc. It's a great hiding spot because nobody will think to look for anything strange in there(just make sure to close up the back after) and no one will suspect a thing!

Person 1:"I need to hide this herb somewhere for a bit!"
Person 2:"Put it in my PS2"
Person 1:"How the fuck would i do that?"
Person 2: -opens the back- "See?'
Person 1:"ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!"
Person 2:"Yeah the good ol' PS2 expansion bay hiding spot trick!"

PS2 Expansion Bay Hiding Spot by illgamer97 March 31, 2013