Ethan

The best person in the world, absolutely a beast, need to have one in your life.

God: I choose you Ethan, to be my heir.

by Your mums friend April 30, 2019

Ethan

A stupid whore who no one likes

Girl #1: last night ethan tried to talk to me!
Girl #2: oh my gosh i feel so bad for you...

by someone yummy November 26, 2018

Ethan

Has an absolute huge cock, an all round top shagger and perhaps the biggest legend to have ever graced the planet

Steve:"Wagwan my drilla, has man seen Ethan today?"
Bob: "yes my guy, best day of my life"

by Bigmanwazoski July 21, 2021

Ethan

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by ThatkidcalledCaillou December 9, 2021

Ethan

An extremely hot guy that is amazing at fighting he is super nice and caring to anyone his personality will make you feel safe around he is very good at sports and he has amazing hair he always try’s to make everything feel alright when everything isn’t he always puts the other person ahead of him and help them through whatever they are going through he is extremely confident in things he does and super strong all though he may look skinny he has a six pack underneath there he’s also got some surprises in bed if you come close with him any girl would be lucky to have him never let him go he is a keeper

Person 1Ugh that new guy Ethan is so dreamy!

Person 2 No duh his name is Ethan

by M&M’s November 2, 2019

Ethaning

When you play games for hours and ignore everyone around you including your mom who told you to take the dog out 30 minutes ago and then she yells at you for not listening to her, your girlfriend who’s having a mental breakdown, and your dog who needs to go outside.

EXAMPLE 1:
Bro 1: Dont you need to go take your dog out?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I got 5 more minutes before my mom comes to yell at me.

Bro 1: Yo you’re really Ethaning right now.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bro 2: Yo my girlfriend is crying right now.

Bro 1: She doesn’t matter you’re playing games with the boysss.
Bro 2: But that means I’m ethaning her.

Bro 1: Yup!

by Hi Hoe it’s off to work we go February 27, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is always the type of guy who would say something very rude and no one would say anything just because he’s popular(ish). He always cracks jokes (only 50% of them are funny) and only 1/256 girls like him. Because he is just that bad.

“Have you seen what Ethan put on his story”
“WOOOOOW IMAGINE BEING THAT RUDE”

by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020