Eric

The most perfect human, periodt.

Victoria is in love with Eric. Be like Victoria.

by why are all of these taken January 31, 2020

Eric

A person with the 1 millimeter coxk that when he has sex they don't feel shit

Yo that night Eric is a small dick holder

by Thicknigga123 March 19, 2022

eric

son of a German immigrant

eric eric

by nassaon3familyon6 May 15, 2019

Eric

A useless afterthought. What remains after an abortion.

Can someone wipe the eric off the bathroom floor please?

by zktrlkm December 4, 2019

Eric

This is a hard one. To get clue four you gotta be real funny bro.

What kind of bees make milk?

Man, look at those milkshakes

I know right, lucky Eric

by ACoolPiglet December 22, 2018

Eric

A tough egg to crack but has a gooey center once you get to know him. He has a bad memory and is not one with directions. On the other hand, Eric is a fun guy to be around. He really does care a lot more than what meets the eye. You'll find yourself sharing good times and laughing your ass off and then laughing at the laughing itself. Sometimes he can be a little selfish though. He likes to celebrate his birthday a month prior and occasionally it falls on Mother's Day.

Bro, you're being such an Eric today.

by Pip the Polyp June 5, 2018

Eric

A rapist who rapes people and will be a future human trafficker.

Oh no Eric raped me.

by DeeZ nutszz February 25, 2020