Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.
person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider and vriska Serket on the other hand-
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider and vriska Serket on the other hand-
by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020
by coral8 April 05, 2016
People working as english teachers are like ice cream, you can easily tell the quality on the basis of the first impression.
It is hard to see whether it is the intended meaning or just my english teacher's personal interpretation.
by Doruk bey August 14, 2019
When you are playing on your pc and your mom walks in, so you switch screens because you are supposed to be doing homework.
Mom: "Stop playing video games. You're supposed to by playing English!"
Kid: "I'VE BEEN PLAYING ENGLISH!"
Kid: "I'VE BEEN PLAYING ENGLISH!"
by twitchy0415 April 21, 2022
On the motorway, when an English driver sees you about to pass them, they pull out onto your lane to block you.
"He couldn't wait an additional 3 seconds for me to pass him going 80mph no, had to do his English Pullout in his leased Nissan Qashqai with a "proudly British" flag on its back, going 55 mph"
by TurboBlyatRanger July 20, 2020
The worst fucking thing you'll ever experience in school. It has hag english teachers who despise you and will give you a 50 on every test.
by screwenglishclass June 18, 2021
by transgenderacist March 08, 2021