ed's goatee

The manliest of all facial hair. Ed's goatee is everything that is wanted or desired by women. Other men wish they could have Ed's goatee. Chuck Norris is only CHuck Norris, because he started with Ed's goatee.

Jeez, I can't get women to talk to me...I wish I could grow Ed's goatee.

by Richard Potato September 2, 2014

Vazquez-ed

A sexual term used in Westmoor High School, after a teacher was caught having a sexual affair with a student.

Used when someone is about to jokingly do something sexual to someone, but when mentioned in a sentence, will cause the person to halt the act.

Guy Student: *Touches Guy friend's shoulder*
Guy Friend: "Hey, don't touch me there, or I'll get you Vazquez-ed"
Guy Student: "Oh, sorry bro, no homo."

by RainyToaster May 21, 2019

Sex Ed

that thing that made beevis and butthead laugh

"THAT'S RIGHT, SEX ED WEEK!"

by mozz gaming July 25, 2021

op-ed

a page made of columns and short essays appearing across from the editorial (from opposite editorial)

Their op-ed page is boring.

by The Return of Light Joker October 4, 2009

Hardcore Ed

Someone who works hard and parties hard. Also keeps their house at 55 degrees at all times.

That hot dog is for Hardcore Ed.

by Riggs April 10, 2003

ed gein

when you skin a woman and then wear her flesh while having sex wih her.

"So I walked in on Tom and he was wearing Kim's flesh giving her the Ed Gein!!!"

by mrpolo January 6, 2008

Adango-ed

When a nigga gets smacked in madden...

"Was you're game close?"
"Nah i adango-ed that nigga..."

by DameDash January 20, 2009