shitpig express

a huge honkin SUV

That shitpig express is so huge it took two parking spaces at the mall.

by miloby August 11, 2009

Dooger express

The act of giving oral to a female while having a dip ( a dooger) in your mouth.

I didn't want to waste a good dip so I let her ride the dooger express.

by Dooger man eat poo January 15, 2015

The Polar Express

The Polar Express is when you run a train on One girl or multiple girls while outside in frigid temperature.

All of us hit the Polar express on that thot

by The Polar Express December 13, 2014

Panda Express

Receiving Oral Sex while eating chinese food. This may include left over chinese.

going to get chinese food then getting dome also know as panda express

by thegiantredginer December 20, 2010

Hogwart's Express

A sexual position wit one guy on the bottom with a girl sitting on top. There is another guy with his dick in her ass and another guy with a dick in his ass. There can be any number of guys daisy chained together in this fashion forming the train. All participants wear wizarding robes.

Harry shifted uncomfortably under the weight of the massive Hogwart's Express that had formed on top of him as Hagrid insert himself into Draco positioning himself as the new caboose.

by Headmaster Atlus January 8, 2010

Panda Express

A sexual position where the man takes a woman from behind, while holding her hair as she pukes.

The frat Bros cheered from their jeep as they passed the couple having a panda express in the parking lot.

by LES_LIZARD August 25, 2015

pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express

when you go out on the town and have a big night on the wild turkey and gas. you end up running into the billopotamus you had an unnexpected affair with back in the sixties. you get to chatting and find yourself back into the same position as you were back in the sixties. when you end up back at her place giving her the fist in the ass of a life time to the beat of the locomotion. all for the greater good of her severe constipation. on point of her climax you release your fist from her ass and she relieves her steaming feices all over your chest. picking up the biggest solidist piece of shit in the pile and she procedes to entertain hersellf masturbating the biggest piece of feices and finally cumming all over the fieces on your chest.

i went on a bucks party the other night and ended up having a pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express. it was horrible because she had aids and her periods along with down syndrome.

by midge101 July 27, 2010