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elephant cheese

just a word you say when you aren't funny but you constantly try to be and you cant think of a joke so you just say elephant cheese
Man 1: hey whats the deal with airline food
Man 2: elephant cheese
elephant cheese by Biginches October 19, 2021

elephant's foot 

el-uh-fuhnts fuht

(v) a sex maneuver performed by mounting your girlfriend/wife scissor-style whilst standing, and placing one foot on the throat/chin, and applying extreme pressure, causing her to pass out.
*Note: If the elephant's foot is performed while you have a case of athlete's foot, it's known as "The Green Lantern"

(n) a metal stand used for mounting engines for use on an engine dyno, having a crank that allows the engine to be raised or lowered
1. "Last night I felt frisky, so I gave Cindy the elephant's foot. She was out for almost an hour!"
2. "Dude, somebody took all the elephant's feet out of Building Three, I had to use a milk crate and pieces of wood to hold up that big block.
elephant's foot by ofggerrrt May 11, 2008

Elephant Leg 

Dude, we're gonna get totally ripped if we smoke this elephant leg.
Elephant Leg by Roger Beep December 6, 2003

Elephant Hunting 

The act of killing small animals for fun using only a beebee gun. usually takes place in a jungle-like area to seem like you are actually hunting for elephants.
John: hey want to go elephant hunting then throw the remnants at Old Man Higgins?
Nettles: no, i'm too big of a pussy.

Elephant Boxing

(verb) - The act of a male with elephantitus of the genitals repeatedly slapping his genitalia onto members of the opposite sex in an effort to: a) cause as much damage to the other partner (resulting, ultimately, in a knock-out), and b) reach climax.
John was elephant boxing with me last night, and I lost a tooth.
Elephant Boxing by JGottli December 14, 2008

elephant bukkake 

what Ill Community poster Parallel Thymes would do for a klondike bar
"Parallel said he just enjoyed an elephant bukkake. Right, Parallel?"

"glug glug..."

SMH