ear-biter

Persistent borrower (as cited in Routledge Dictionary of Slang and others)

In the House of Lords, he was surrounded by what the old racing crowd used to call "ear-biters and getabits and chancers".

by etymologist-j February 9, 2009

EAR TWIGLET

AN EAR TWIGLET is a little crisp like creature that lives in peoples ears....it eats wax

doctor: oh look he's definitly got an Ear twiglet in there!

by LORDSHIP April 17, 2009

Ear Reap

To rape the ear

1. Man, don't ear reap me!
2. Dude, make sure when you are done ear reaping her that you get the goopey wax off ur millimeter peter homez.
3. I want to ear reap theis girl but I just don't know how to ask her.

by RT3manistee1 March 7, 2009

Ear rub

When one person rubs ones ear with fingers, or sucks on ear, this particular action almost always leads to sexual intercourse.

I gave her an ear rub, and i'm sure you can guess what followed!

by Jake.m July 5, 2009

Ear Secks

When you hear something so awesome, your ears orgasm. Not to be confused with Ear Sex.

Person: That song was fucking awesome!
Person2: Yeah it was like ear secks.

by Doritosbitch September 15, 2010

Ear Rape

If someone holds another's ear for 9 seconds or longer it is considered rape.

If you don't stop I swear I will ear rape you!

by bLAJH bLAH March 1, 2017

Ear blind

To be unable to hear from the ears otherwise known as deaf.

Sally clapped at the guy but he couldn't hear her because he was ear blind

by Aloevero August 18, 2017