Dusty Facial

When an old man ejaculates on someone's face.

Larry just gave Luis a Dusty Facial

by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011

Dusty cyclops

Dip your penis into some cake mix and put it in someone’s eye

Yo I just dusty cyclopsed that ho larissa.

by Monkeymanjones June 21, 2021

Dusty Sombrero

When you do cut bar coke off someone’s sweaty balls .

I just did a dusty sombrero in the bathroom with Nick.

by Mothra March 20, 2019

wealthy dusty

A man of a higher social caste who is generally stingy. He’d croak at the thought of leveling up his woman.

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Have a business idea? Forget it! He’ll string you along and make you feel inadequate for expecting more from a man other than being pumped away at.

ie: He makes 30x’s your salary yet demands ((expects)) you go dutch on outings.

Says one or more of the following:
“Gold diggers” etc..

“Let’s build together”
“Let’s split bills” (The two of you carry on as if you were roommates)

“Ugh, Tory Lanez is such a wealthy dusty! He makes comments like ‘Women are gold diggers!’ ‘I refuse to (SPOIL) buy a nice purse for a woman who’s bank account doesn’t reflect the cost of the bag or more’ (‘— but, I’ll sleep with her and have no qualms about expecting sexual favors because of my tepid social status.. all the more reason why I’m entitled to her body!’”

by KnowYourWorth January 21, 2020

Dusty Canyon

(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack.

Yo, Aaron totally gave Kate a dusty canyon. When she found out, she hunted him down and beat the stuffing out of him.

by Rigid Cat Penis January 20, 2012

dusty brush

When you know you have to take a dump, but you really have to fart, and you fart not quite enough to poo your pants. It's a close call to actually shitting.

I really had to fart and it ended up being a dusty brush. Now I need a bathroom.

by back2basics November 19, 2016

dusty tosh

A quantity. The amount of ejaculate emitted after two or more consecutive tumescent discharges. Specifically referring to a diminshed quantity of ejaculate where there is either no or almost none, immeasurable to the naked eye, of scrotal discharge. It is most often achieved through masturbation however in very rare instances it may be a condition of coital interconnection.

After jerking off like 50 times, Tom could only cum a dusty Tosh.

by meatpockets June 28, 2012