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dousche-crayon

A writing utensil composed of used woman's products (tampoons). Come in various shades.
Hey Franky, pull that dousche-crayon out of your nose!!

Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!
by George Cloonedyke April 9, 2010
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Duched

The act of getting hit in the face with a used tampon. The tampon must be used not just wet from being soaked in water.
"I saw what Erika did to you, you got duched!
by shipotop December 21, 2010
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Douschebaggot

Someone who is acts like a douschebag and looks like a faggot.
Alex thinks hes such a player, little does he know that hes just a douschebaggot.
by Chaos is beauty January 3, 2011
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Dousche-Bot

An individual who not merely displays characteristics associated with a Dousche, but is also devoid of other human emotions or is very boring. A callous and wooden person could be described as a Dousche-Bot, or someone who rarely breaks from a routine or does not display any form of spontaneity.
Just come to the Pub after work Friday. Don't be such a Dousche-Bot!

Did you see how bored he was at the game? What a Dousche-Bot!

I won't be going out during exam time, I'm going to be a real Dousche-Bot for the next few weeks.
by lee_boi81 February 21, 2011
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Duchebaggeryness

The vibe you give off when you are a duchebag
When people are asses they have that duchebaggeryness about them
by Lawdedoda May 3, 2011
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duche-atopia

A snob party. A gathering of duche nozzles. A party where all the people are trying to show up each other through their clothes, cars, their money, and their education attainment. A very boring party full of uninteresting people.
Sam: "Did you go to Charlton's party last night?"
Will: "Yeah, but everybody there was a total snob, just like Charlton.

Sam: "Total duche-atopia, right? I told you not to go."
by vordmeister June 12, 2011
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deuschel

"See that hipster with a wooden scooter?"

"Yeah, check out his leather deuschel."
by Crypto1212 March 19, 2013
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