A Goose Douche is an individual that orders Grey Goose Vodka bottle service at club due to the perception that the spirit imparts a certain level of status.
That Jersey guido thinks he's cool because he's paying $400 for a bottle of Grey Goose but most the girls in here realize that he's a Goose Douche.
by PLe1 March 5, 2009
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by sheila in the car July 21, 2010
Get the Il Douche mug.A person who brings their guitar to a house party, gets drunk, then proceeds to play said guitar in order to try and impress someone. This person is usually a gigantic douche and should be treated with a slap to the face and removal of guitar privileges.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Alex last night?
Person 2: Yeah, he was being such a guitar douche, it amazes me how he has friends.
Person 2: Yeah, he was being such a guitar douche, it amazes me how he has friends.
by bananagrapefruit May 19, 2009
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We were drinking a few beers and having a good time until it was spoiled by the arrival of a douche pack.
by Son of Thor June 17, 2007
Get the douche pack mug.Someone who is both a dick and a douche at the same time. Someone who may refuse to take the blame and passes it to another.
"Hey AshPen, did you leave that tissue on the table?"
"No, AdiKali did it."
"Don't Lie, I saw you, you DICKEY DOUCHE."
"No, AdiKali did it."
"Don't Lie, I saw you, you DICKEY DOUCHE."
by LOLOL91123 April 20, 2009
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by MrT64 January 21, 2011
Get the Ranger Douche mug."Hey Veronica, you're really being a fucking cunt today. You should probably go to the douche station to get your vagina cleaned out ASAP!"
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