dong off

A dong off is a challenge between two or more men slapping each other in the face with their penises.

"Yo, wanna have a dong off?"

by TheDawgMann February 4, 2017

Magnum Dong

A phrase referring to the massive cock attached to my waist

Wow my Magnum Dong feels happy today

by godpleasehelpme October 10, 2020

mr. dong

Someone who is a complete and utter dickhead. They actually look like a dong as well.

Here comes mr. dong.... what a dickhead

by Willie shaverpus November 21, 2022

deep donged

When a vagina takes on a large penis. The end result is deep donged.

Heard at the water cooler....why is Katie walking so bowl legged today? .....I bet she got deep donged last nite!!

by P bear delite January 9, 2017

get donged

a thing that super smash bros players and child rapists say.

child: *exists*
child rapist: GET DONGED

by pp touch master March 7, 2019

stick dong

A traditional cock and balls drawing. Also a verb used when someone is acting like a total idiot or showing off for their friends.

Matt was stick donging around the party with a lampshade on his head.

by hickory street October 23, 2011

weather dong

When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).

That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.

by Chilly Durden June 2, 2017