mr. dong

Someone who is a complete and utter dickhead. They actually look like a dong as well.

Here comes mr. dong.... what a dickhead

by Willie shaverpus November 21, 2022

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stick dong

A traditional cock and balls drawing. Also a verb used when someone is acting like a total idiot or showing off for their friends.

Matt was stick donging around the party with a lampshade on his head.

by hickory street October 23, 2011

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Can happen accidentally during ferocious docking or by intent. Dong pool is when you power thrust your dick into your male partners nut sack effectively knocking one ball into the other ball and causing the latter ball to launch back into your partners butthole.

Hint:
Try this move in an all male foursome in lieu of the classic pool game “eight ball”. However the goal is still the same. Knock a pair of balls into someone’s butthole with your dick!

“Hey babe, I’m going to go play some dong pool with the bros after the Luke Bryan concert. Don’t wait up!”

by Sven’s D May 27, 2019

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dong ringer

One who only gives hand jobs no matter how many dates you go on.

25 dates and she still only gives me a hand job; she’s such a dong ringer.

by Majickcom1 July 13, 2021

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Demon Dong

A very large hulk sized penis.

Person 1: hey man look how far Adam is stood away from the urinal

Person 2: yeah he's definitely got a demon dong

by AbsoluteBantorLad January 26, 2017

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Fling Dong

When one 'helicopters' his penis and hits someone by accident.

Jim: Brrrrrrrmmm (Helicopters)

(Jim hits his penis against Bill)

Bill: Da fuck?! Put that away!!

Jim: Sorry man. I just fling donged you! I clean it up.

by Broose Lee February 10, 2014

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