Dingleberries

The little round fecal pellets of animal droppings such as sheep, that have the appearance of a berry lying in grass or still hanging from or in the vicinity of the woollen backsides they emanated from.

Clueless person: Oooh look I found some magic berries in the long grass in yonder field... they don't taste as good as they look.

Farmer: Yep ye found some dingleberries from m' dingleberry field. I hope ye closed the gate or all m' sheep will scarper.

by Munchy Arsebiscuit May 28, 2020

dingleberrys and cream

An act in witch someone "creams" on someones dingleberrys

Bro I tried that dingleberrys and cream shit last night AMAZING

by Just a normal 18 year old girl November 25, 2021

Dingleberry

A really swagger person; a clown/foolish person.

Nah, jit was being a dingleberry.

by Ademen March 24, 2023

dingleberry

A dingleberry is someone who is really rude, annoying, and mean etc.

Omg he is so annoying he is being such a dingleberry.

by dean butts November 22, 2016

Dingleberry

When you shit, but you don't wipe good enough (nasty hoe). So the shit gets all tangled up with your pubes. After it dries, it becomes this matted massof pubes and shit on your ass, known as a dingleberry.

Steve spent 20 minutes trying to get rid of that dingleberry hanging from his left asscheek. He should've wiped his ass properly.

by The mushroom with chlamydia March 18, 2024

Dingleberry Syndrome

Dingleberry Syndrome is when your ass pubes get so infested with shit that the shit actually twists your ass hair to dreadlocks.

Billy: Hey man, I’m not feeling so good, I think I ought to use the bathroom.
Joel: Alright go for it man, just make sure you don’t get Dingleberry Syndrome.
Billy: What is that?!
Joel: Well, it’s when your gnarly ass pubes get covered in shit and you get dreadlocks from it.

by MrFogIsDaddy October 15, 2020

Schrödinger’s Dingleberry

A term to describe the urge to say a random non-word

“I just had a Schrödinger’s Dingleberry”

by Schrödinger’s Dingleberry June 25, 2023