The Dildler

A mysterious supervillian/antihero who throws green dildos on the court of WNBA games. Some find his actions vile and sexist. Others, see him as an antihero who is trying to make the WNBA watchable and relevant.

I went to a WNBA game and in between airballs and bad passing The Dildler threw a green dildo on the court!

by Intercaust August 6, 2025

Dorchester Diddler

A Peeping Tom making the residents of Dorchester Hall shower with their clothes on.

A: "Hey did you hear about the Dorchester Diddler?"
B: "Yeah. If I ever see him, I'm gonna charge at him naked."
A: "But wouldn't he like that?"
B: "Shoot."

by VoyeurViper September 16, 2025

doggie diddler

A person who sodomizes a dog.

That doggie diddler is a suck motherfucker!!

by ackerman_tyler November 9, 2025

Clammy craw didder

Performing a foot job after taking off your work socks after a 10 hour shift, almost mirroring the process of whittling a stick to start a fire.

I was so tired when I left my shift at the hospital, the only satisfaction I could give my husband was the ole clammy craw didder.

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.

Ryan was suspected of being The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024

Pierre The Diddler

A bald, manly cat who bares slight resemblance to Walter White. He is shirtless, and has the body of an old man

I hate Pierre the Diddlers saggy nipples!

by Pierrelovers24601 March 6, 2026