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Darwin Test

This is the test of whether you, as a living organism, can keep your alleles in the gene pool for another generation. If you pass it suggests that you are participating in evolution and are fit enough to not be removed from the gene pool in one generation.
Girl> I had my baby.

Friend> Yay! You passed the Darwin test!

Girl> I had my tenth baby.
Friend> You already passed the Darwin test, isn't this overkill.
Girl> I'm trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.

Guy> That dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
Friend> He either won a Darwin award, or epic-failed the Darwin Test.
by someone else nerdly September 27, 2010
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Darwin

Here's his theory in a simplified metaphor:

If you took a watch and ripped it apart, and dismantled it so that no piece was attatched to another in any way shape or form, and buried in the ground for a couple billion years, electrocuted it, exposed it to various chemicals, and let it sit, eventually, by some random Frankenstein's monster process, when you unburied it, you would have a complete, working watch.

Darwin though that happened with the first organic molecule 4 billion something years ago

No, of course that makes complete sense. It has to, or else you'll fail your freshman biology test
Darwin, as much as everyone wants your theory to make sense, I've got some news for you... You fail
by MTRCxY August 14, 2010
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Derpin

To snort a line of crack, or some sort of drug.
Ay man, you're lucky you got crack, I wish I was derpin!
by Hillathug January 22, 2010
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Darwin'd

Bitch Slappin someone with the evolutionary theory created by Charles Darwin.
Sara and Justin were discussing Evolution when. . .
Sara: All the pretty-smart people should destroy all ugly and stupid people to make way for smart and sexy people.

Justin: But I'm not pretty or smart!!!

Sara: You just got Darwin'd. . .
by Rostra Maximus September 1, 2010
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Herp Derping

The act of ejaculating onto a plant, and then giving it to someone as a meal.
Man-"Last night I saw Jim herp on a plant, and later his wife was derping it!"

WomanA-"I love herp derping!"
WomanB-"Me too! It's so tasty!"
by CaptainYuri April 24, 2011
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darwin fish

noun. a small metal fish with legs and the word "darwin" inside it, usually placed on the back of a car, partly in order to mock jesus fish and partly to show support for a cruel online scientific community known as the "darwin awards" that awards people who die in the stupidest ways
My athiest teacher has a darwin fish on her solar-powered vehicle
by chrysophylax1 June 18, 2004
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Darwinism

A semi-scientific philosophy which claims that all life exists as a result of highly improbable circumstances and haphazard mutations a.k.a. "hopeful monsters." Darwinists have a tendency to proclaim that Darwinian evolution can account for everything (frog to a prince) while also appealing to ignorance in the face of massive gaps in their philosophy.

Darwinism is closely related to naturalism.
"The dogmatic apostles of Darwinism are a militant bunch."
by scenester December 26, 2005
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