One of the chillest, most relaxed guys you will ever meet. Isn't super smooth, but ladies think he's cute. Make this guy your friend and he would go to Hell and back for you.
"Hey, isn't that Derek Miller?"
"Yea man, he's my good friend."
"Wow you are lucky!"
"Yea man I know!"
"Yea man, he's my good friend."
"Wow you are lucky!"
"Yea man I know!"
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Starting point guard for the Los Angeles Lakers.
To Laker fans Fisher is a 5 times NBA champion (rinds gifted to him by the better players around him) a great clutch shot maker in both the regular season and playoffs (due to Lakers star Kobe Bryant being doubled at the end of close games), apparently Fisher is also a leader and an excellent teammate.
To non-Laker NBA fans and non retards he is one frustrating old, slow, bald dickhead. Fisher is what basketball fans call a flopper or cocknose shithead as he falls or flops to the ground whenever he is guarding someone and expects to get a charge call or turnover from the NBA official. In reality it is all an act as if an offensive player actually made contact with Fisher, the NBA veteran's bones would shatter. David Stern allows Fisher to flop because Derek gave Stern blowjobs during the NBA offseason. Unsurprisingly Fisher has been gifted the no. 1 spot on the biggest floppers in the NBA webpage by the bleacherreport which can be found via Google or on their website
In addition to his flopping Derek Fisher has the ugliest jumpshot in the NBA along with Shawn Marion. Fisher's shot looks like a combination of Michael Redd's gun sling action and a leprechaun tap dancing around a burning rubbish bin on crack. Fisher averages less than 9 points per game for his NBA career and shoots at 40% from the field (that’s really, really shit.)
To Laker fans Fisher is a 5 times NBA champion (rinds gifted to him by the better players around him) a great clutch shot maker in both the regular season and playoffs (due to Lakers star Kobe Bryant being doubled at the end of close games), apparently Fisher is also a leader and an excellent teammate.
To non-Laker NBA fans and non retards he is one frustrating old, slow, bald dickhead. Fisher is what basketball fans call a flopper or cocknose shithead as he falls or flops to the ground whenever he is guarding someone and expects to get a charge call or turnover from the NBA official. In reality it is all an act as if an offensive player actually made contact with Fisher, the NBA veteran's bones would shatter. David Stern allows Fisher to flop because Derek gave Stern blowjobs during the NBA offseason. Unsurprisingly Fisher has been gifted the no. 1 spot on the biggest floppers in the NBA webpage by the bleacherreport which can be found via Google or on their website
In addition to his flopping Derek Fisher has the ugliest jumpshot in the NBA along with Shawn Marion. Fisher's shot looks like a combination of Michael Redd's gun sling action and a leprechaun tap dancing around a burning rubbish bin on crack. Fisher averages less than 9 points per game for his NBA career and shoots at 40% from the field (that’s really, really shit.)
Ali: "Who is that lakers player falling to the ground on the basketball court?"
Noz: "That is Derek Fisher the worst flopper in the NBA"
Ali: *pauses* "I hate him"
David Stern: "I do too but he gives great blowjobs"
Noz: "That is Derek Fisher the worst flopper in the NBA"
Ali: *pauses* "I hate him"
David Stern: "I do too but he gives great blowjobs"
by Nozzylicious Noz February 28, 2012
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The best shortstop in baseball history
The best shortstop in baseball history
by Melissa Braun January 12, 2005
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Commonly found in Manchester and Cheshire, this creature has many names, such as 'Fluffy', 'Smelly Buzz' and 'Dereepy'. The process of its conception is pretty simple, however only a select few know how the multiple 'baaa's' are given. Dereeps can only be seen by certain people who have superhuman powers (Batman and Spiderman).
Commonly found in Manchester and Cheshire, this creature has many names, such as 'Fluffy', 'Smelly Buzz' and 'Dereepy'. The process of its conception is pretty simple, however only a select few know how the multiple 'baaa's' are given. Dereeps can only be seen by certain people who have superhuman powers (Batman and Spiderman).
Batman: Our Dereep is due on your birthday!
Spiderman: Really? The 17th of June?
Batman: Yes :D
Spiderman: Well in that case, we must increase it's baaaa's! We need a healthy dereep!
*Off to the bedroom they go*
Spiderman: Really? The 17th of June?
Batman: Yes :D
Spiderman: Well in that case, we must increase it's baaaa's! We need a healthy dereep!
*Off to the bedroom they go*
by Batty (: July 13, 2010
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by Toomuxhsauce December 23, 2016
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Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."
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