Steal and Deliver

When a guy, typical a bro or frat boy-type guy, can't handle his alcohol and passes out on one of two hotel beds, and you bang his hot girlfriend on the other bed.

Man, last weekend when I was in Vegas there was this frat boy bombed out of his mind at the blackjack table. So when he passed out, I executed a steal and deliver. Ha HA!

by Brzaukee July 20, 2016

Statue of Delivery

What children hear the very first time you introduce them to the Statue of Liberty, mainly because they've never heard the word "liberty" before but know good things come from a FedEx delivery.

Mom: "What did you learn at school today, Sweetheart?"
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."

by Princess Butterfly June 29, 2017

Seth’s pizza delivery

A ‘lost’ video heard of on reddit.

This video is said to be a lost p0rnhub video, removed from the website due to the content in the video being too vulgar for their site.
The video is said to have consisted of an attractive female delivering pizza, but when ‘Seth’ instead pays and shuts the door the video gets more interesting than first thought.

Highlights include the main actor apparently making love to a fresh pizza while his gardener watches the events through a window.

It wasn’t as strange as two girls one cup but Seth’s Pizza Delivery was pretty crazy to watch to the end.

by Supersoaker9000 June 17, 2019

restaurant that delivers near me

restaurant that delivers near me means restaurant delivering near my location.e.g restaurantthatdeliversnearme.website

restaurant that delivers near me.

by ooscarjames March 18, 2021

Milk dud delivery man

A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.

If you see the milk dud delivery man, RUN!
His van may look sexy, but he does not.

by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021

Stand and Deliver

a sex position where a woman is held and pinned against a wall by the man

“bro me and tanner did the stand and deliver last night. it was great.”

by RaceCarVeterinarian August 1, 2023

Overt and deliberate

The difference between what they were and are currently doing and anything they are usung to justify it.

Hym "Oh? Is you being vaguely aware of a thing I did that you don't like MAKE IT YOUR BUSINESS and, therefore, justification for you to try and punish me in an overt and deliberate way? Well, somebody sounds like Hym now don't they? What's the specific act you that you're tolerating that justifies doing it? If there is a quid pro quo then what do I stop doing that would lead you to stop? Is it the writing? How many days after I stop righting do you stop doing what you're doing? 2? 5? 14? How many days of doing whatever it is you want do you stop doing the thing you are only doing to me? Past experiences would suggest that you don't care. You're committed completely to boxing me out and act like it isn't going to have an effect on the outcome of my life. So, no. You're not the arbiter of deservedness. I'm not doing anything to anyone and did choose to do anything to anyone there is nothing you could do to stop me. Did we get a count? How many of the shooters? Oh, wait! 40%!? Was THAT what the 40% meant!? That would be nuts! If 40% of the shooters reported something like this and they did what they did. That would be hilarious! Cus I'd be RIGHT AGAIN! Remember when I said there was a not gun-banny, not protect your kids hardery type of thing you might do I you wanted people to not murder your kids? Remember that? I mean..."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2023