Cold Docking 

This is a bizarre, yet (some would say anyway) sexual act involving the insertion of a shit frozen within a condom in to the anus of a willing victim.

The frozen turd 'dildo' is slid in and out of the willing victims ring piece until it begins to thaw and emit a vulgar odour.

Gillian happily spread herself on all fours whilst Joanne began the cold docking by inserting the frozen turdpedo in and out of Gillians ample anus

Cold Docking by Phantomspermer January 6, 2012

dick ducking 

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature

Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.

dick ducking by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016

Ducking a Jeep 

The act of placing rubber ducks on Jeeps is a form of a gay mating call.

Bob was caught ducking a Jeep of a man he likes.

Ducking a Jeep by HustlinHoosier March 11, 2023

moon docking 

Describes an act when a man and his woman are having sex and when the man has a finger(s) up her ass, she moves her hand toward his ass and sticks her finger(s) up his ass. Together they are having sex and "moon docking" each other. The more fingers and closer to orgasm the greater the feeling.

"I was wrist deep in my bitch's ass last night when she snuck up on me and she started "moon docking" me. It was fuckin' awesome. I never came so hard in my life"

moon docking by CornholioMaxholio May 4, 2008

baby docking 

giving birth directly into a vagina.

"As her water broke she frantically searched for a baby docking partner."

baby docking by colleen86 June 23, 2007

Frat Dicking

A form of time wasting, generally done on sunny, warm afternoons in front of fraternities. Loud music from large speakers, commonly called "frat blasters", is commonplace, along with frisbee and football.

During this time, fraternity brothers make a point of using "bro" language, calling each other Bro, referring to things as "brotastic", etc. T-shirts are scarce during Frat Dicking, unless it is a cut-off or muscle shirt. Flip flops and shorts are also common apparel.

The point of Frat Dicking is to "bro out", represent your fraternity, try and show off for passing women, get tan, and improve on frat skills such as, but not limited to, frisbee. Frat Dick can also refer to someone who participates in Frat Dicking.

Frat Dicking is commonly judged on quality based on sports participation, number of shirtless muscular bros, number of women joining in on the activites (especially attractive ones in bikinis), and time the frat dicking began and ended with full participation.

Ex.1: "Dude we were frat dicking so hard, what a good way to spend a sunny day."

Ex.2: "Hey what are you up to today?"
"Just gonna frat dick all day at the house, you should stop by and throw some disc!"

Ex. 3: "Look at all those frat dicks out there just wasting time in the front lawn."

Frat Dicking by StensDaddy March 8, 2010

deer dicking 

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.

Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!

deer dicking by Marco Porno January 13, 2009