Term used for an inanimate object that very closly resembles a dildo (not including fruit and vegetables), that is used by someone for sexual pleasure. Or a double ended didlo.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.
"That bottle looks like a dildo, I'd be tempted to used it as a Danish Sword"
Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"
Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"
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Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!
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Hej Karolina, hold still! l can't hit the wienerbrød if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!
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Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
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Get the Danish prison mug.When a Danish person becomes a teambuilder, they realise that Icelandic people are the best option for a partner and before long, they give up on other nationalities. What follows is a trip to Iceland often followed by a couple months of living in Iceland. Unfortunately the Icelandic partner ultimately wants to move to Aarhus, for all Icelandic people have a deep seated loathing for their own country and wish to leave
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Get the Danish teambuilder effect mug.Pulling a Danish Gambit is a term that broadly means sacrificing something or someone for personal gain; Typically something that is not equal to what was sacrificed.
The "Danish Gambit" in the term references to the chess opening called "Danish Gambit", where white sacrifices two pawns for quicker development of his other chess pieces
The "Danish Gambit" in the term references to the chess opening called "Danish Gambit", where white sacrifices two pawns for quicker development of his other chess pieces
- "Michael just broke his foot for 5 dollars because of a bet"
- "Why is he pulling a danish gambit like that?"
- "Why is he pulling a danish gambit like that?"
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