Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

by Vice420 August 20, 2020

Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022

Danish Swing Fun

The Danish Swing Fun act is when you, or you sexual partner rides a dildo attached to a swing, swinging back and forth giving a blowjob each time you or your sexual partner goes forward, deepthroating the cock. Then switching jobs but this time it’s the man fisting the women each time he goes forward while riding the dildo.

Bro, me and my girl had some intense danish swing fun together last monday!

by SelfMadeVagina June 1, 2018

Danish Crown

When you're going down on a bloke whilst eating salty licorice and it leaves a ring of salty licorice stain around the head of the penis - that's a Danish Crown.

Yeah mate, total accident, I gave him a sticky Danish Crown

by Danish Bloke September 6, 2022

swedish guy but actually danish

Stupid swedish people who are actually danish people like Strebz

Strebz is such a swedish guy but actually danish

by CH9IICICKKAAN June 30, 2020

Danish Offense

Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.

Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."

by fjgsteff July 20, 2019

Danish tickle

Where a danish man comes and tickle your ear with his penis to make you sleep better

Flop: "You have you heard of the danish tickle? it makes you sleep better"
Gallows: "Yeah i had a big one come visit me last night!"

by thedanishman69 November 4, 2020