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Danger Mouse

Used tampon discarded on the bedroom floor before a sexual encounter. To qualify as a danger mouse it must be used.
I'm going to go to the bathroom to clean up. Watch out you don't step on that danger mouse laying on the floor.
by Danger___Mouse February 14, 2022
mugGet the Danger Mousemug.

danger barrel

Danger Barrel is a small youtube channel with 250 subscribers. If you searched this up you are probably very bored.
Guy 1: yo dude do you know Danger Barrel?

Guy 2: No..

Guy 1: makes sense..
by Unirversal Mouse 26 July 14, 2017
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Dangerous tuna

Hates gays and is an absolute bitch is also extremely stupid and a poo poo head
by Potato4634 November 17, 2019
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Danger Wank

A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.
Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
by BigLadGreggs March 9, 2020
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Danger Pit

A person or place that creates an awkward situation, conversation, or encounter. A danger pit should be avoided as it breeds awkwardness and discomfort.
"The gym was such a danger pit today. I saw all five of my last hookups"
"Danger pit at 12 o'clock. It's that girl who I tried to fight last night."
by Jonatephicalie May 12, 2014
mugGet the Danger Pitmug.

Danger-munch!

When someone has some tasty food that they have left unguarded you eat it without the owner permission. Its utterance renders the act more socially acceptable.
"Danger-munch!" *eat slice of tasty pizza*

"Man that was my last slice."
"Yeahhh mate danger-munchh!"

"Did you just eat that last biscuit?"
"Yeahh sorry mate Danger-munch."

"Mate I can't believe that b*****d ate my pizza!"
"To be fair mate, he did call Danger-munch"
by TheDangerMuncher September 4, 2013
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Danger noodle

“Don’t touch me with your danger noodle
by Kisses_07 May 25, 2021
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