To become obsessed by a romantic interest, over-analysing the relationship, especially in the early stages. Focusing way too much attention on this person and letting it occupy your thoughts 24/7. Most commonly occurs in people who have too much time on their hands and not enough hobbies.
Single girl: Oh my god, I just text lover man and he hasn't written back yet! Do you think that means he isn't interested? Oh wait he wrote back, what do you think that means? Should I write back? I should wait 20 minutes first, right?
Friend of single girl: Girlfriend, you've got brain disease over this guy!
Friend of single girl: Girlfriend, you've got brain disease over this guy!
by Brooke Harward February 26, 2008
Get the Brain Diseasemug. The common "cold-like" symptoms you aquire after waking up next to a random girl & later finding out you went down on her after your black out.
This is not in fact, a cold, it is muff disease.
This is not in fact, a cold, it is muff disease.
ex. Make sure you wash it out first or you'll get muff disease.
ex. Jared spread the muff disease to all his friends, much like the spreading of the legs of the girl the muff disease came from
ex. Jared spread the muff disease to all his friends, much like the spreading of the legs of the girl the muff disease came from
by Tiku January 14, 2008
Get the muff diseasemug. by Dick Fitzentite September 28, 2009
Get the Fudgepacker's Diseasemug. the real name of Nick Lachey's band. It was once called 98 Degrees, but it was neither hot, nor cool.
by piratesrule May 13, 2004
Get the 98 diseasesmug. A condition causing facial muscles and vocal chords to relax, making it impossible to express emotion. It was named after a Colbert; no relation to Stephen Colbert.
by colbertista137 November 10, 2006
Get the Colbert's Diseasemug. a claustrophobic narcoleptic nymphoniac with a tendency to necrophilia
which basically means that you shag a bunch of dead people and fall asleep straight away in a public place.
which basically means that you shag a bunch of dead people and fall asleep straight away in a public place.
by The Rave June 11, 2006
Get the Worst Diseasemug. A horrible disease that makes girls ( sometimes gays) among the ages 13-17 become inlove with unicorns. some signs of unicorn disease may be buying unicorn toys, stuffed unicorns, neighing, and wearing lots of glitter. Unicorn disease might also be referred to as Unicorn syndrome.
by unicorndiseaseisnotacoolthing December 29, 2010
Get the Unicorn diseasemug.