Dinner Diary

Extremely liquid and explosive poo, making all those popping and crackling sounds and keeps you stuck on the toilet to experience pain and suffering because the shit coming down your ass won't end. Either that or you gotta go back to the bathroom every 10-30 minutes for the next 3 hours+

I had a dinner diary and I was locked up in the bathroom for 40 minutes. I was so happy when it was over, but unfortunately that wasn't the last dinner diary I had that day.

by CuunCuunLips April 23, 2023

2nd dinner

A meal after dinner. Typically, at least an hour after your main dinner and before 3am the next day.

Son-hey mom can I have 2nd dinner?
Mom- We just had chili for dinner at 6pm, are you hungry again?

Son- It is 9pm now and I am hungry again.

by Stunnin’ January 21, 2021

dinner red

A glass of red wine that is served/consumed during the entree/dinner and paired with that course.

After my first glass of wine, I’ll wait and get a dinner red for my second glass.

by Natty_Tor April 17, 2021

no dinner effect

The process of American Twitter users finding a foreign cultural phenomenon they don't understand, in a country they've never been to, and somehow turning into a race issue.

How did #Swedengate turn memes about not feeding child guests into a debate on colonialism?
That's just the no dinner effect bro!

by Zark Muckerburg May 31, 2022

Rosenberg dinner

A Rosenberg dinner is basically leftovers. What didn’t get eaten today and what got thrown in the dumpster today, will end up in tomorrow’s soup. If you didn’t get heartburn from your meal, you for sure got the shits. The kind of shits you piss out if your asshole.
A Rosenberg dinner is usually undercooked and tasteless.

I gave my Rosenberg dinner to my cat, and he immediately covered it with sand.

by svinaktig July 14, 2021

Caviar dinner

The act of stuffing dog food in an unwashed pussy, finishing in it, then having the woman push the dog food into your mouth

"have you ever had a caviar dinner? I would suggest it"

by Seaman the fishman May 27, 2021

turkey dinner

A complicated reverse felch, a Turkey Dinner involves sucking your ejaculate out of your partner's vagina and spitting it into her rectum. She then positions herself over you to push out the ejaculate and feces in a mic that looks like mashed potatoes and gravy... ala a "turkey dinner."

I thought we'd change form our usual Cleveland Steamer ritual tonight for a little turkey dinner!

by SmileDocVic August 24, 2006