Danish Beast

The perfect man for a scorpio

Daayum gurl, look at that Danish Beast!

by BEDB April 23, 2020

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warm danish

When you fill a women's vagina with solid cream cheese than let it melt out and eat the sweetness

Dude i gave my girlfriend a warm danish it was delicious

by Warm danish September 22, 2016

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Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022

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Danish tickle

Where a danish man comes and tickle your ear with his penis to make you sleep better

Flop: "You have you heard of the danish tickle? it makes you sleep better"
Gallows: "Yeah i had a big one come visit me last night!"

by thedanishman69 November 4, 2020

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Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.

Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."

by fjgsteff July 20, 2019

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