Fangirl: EhMaGawd i just luv Edward Cullen!!!!
Fanboy: Trust me, you don't have a chance!
Normal person: *Shoots them and then self*
Crowd: *Awards aforementioned normal person a medal of honor in combat*
Fanboy: Trust me, you don't have a chance!
Normal person: *Shoots them and then self*
Crowd: *Awards aforementioned normal person a medal of honor in combat*
by jajajajajajagermangirly80 May 31, 2010
Get the Edward Cullen mug.-child of the goddess of the moon.
-mother of brendon urie.
-grandmother of olivia the child of england.
-150 year old vampire stuck in teenager's body.
-first person to have poetic schizophrenia.
-author of "i play in traffic for a living, you?"
-only person to fall from the top of a tree, and not break any bones or have a scars to prove it.
-veteran "free hugs" hugger.
-cheap perfume wearer.
-only person in the area to have dial-up.
-creator of the word idonneknow and wonne (and about thirty other words that i cannot add due to lack of room, time, and energy).
-mother of brendon urie.
-grandmother of olivia the child of england.
-150 year old vampire stuck in teenager's body.
-first person to have poetic schizophrenia.
-author of "i play in traffic for a living, you?"
-only person to fall from the top of a tree, and not break any bones or have a scars to prove it.
-veteran "free hugs" hugger.
-cheap perfume wearer.
-only person in the area to have dial-up.
-creator of the word idonneknow and wonne (and about thirty other words that i cannot add due to lack of room, time, and energy).
MARY: dude, did you see carlee at chiodos?
BOB: yeah man, she was hugging that really tall kid.
MARY: she is so odd, yet.. i don't know.
BOB: yeah man, she was hugging that really tall kid.
MARY: she is so odd, yet.. i don't know.
by Starr Raynbeau December 29, 2007
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The act of pleasuring yourself to the thought of sticking your entire head inside of a rhino's vagina while also playing the piano.
by wereu@ July 5, 2011
Get the curley mug.1.(verb) To aimlessly wander around while smoking cigarettes.
2. (noun) An outing used to pass the time, often involving cigarettes.
2. (noun) An outing used to pass the time, often involving cigarettes.
Defintion 1: When Ashley and Amanda are bored, they corley around town until something strikes them as interesting.
Past tense: corlied
Future tense: will corley
Past participle: will have corlied
Definition 2: Last night, Martha went on a brisk corley through the park.
Past tense: corlied
Future tense: will corley
Past participle: will have corlied
Definition 2: Last night, Martha went on a brisk corley through the park.
by Carl Roman February 15, 2008
Get the corley mug.The hottest vampire to ever grace this earth! He has bronze hair, topaz eyes(they used to be green) and super pale skin(due to his being a vampire and all.) He has two sisters and two brothers, all adopted. He lives in Forks, Washington and loves Bella Swan.
He is better than Jake, because he isn't an insensitive jerk who forces himself on other unsuspecting girls who then break their hand trying to hit him in the face, and always will be.
He is the most romantic person on the face of the planet, even though he is a fictional character from Stephenie Meyers Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse
No one is hotter than he is.
He is better than Jake, because he isn't an insensitive jerk who forces himself on other unsuspecting girls who then break their hand trying to hit him in the face, and always will be.
He is the most romantic person on the face of the planet, even though he is a fictional character from Stephenie Meyers Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse
No one is hotter than he is.
by jennifer joe January 17, 2008
Get the edward cullen mug.the most amazing and perfect couple ever. they are exactly alike, its kinda scary. they will do anything for each other and can never get enough of each other. they have the cutest kisses, but have a romeo and juliet relationship cause their parents hate each other, but they could careless. they have their whole lives ahead of them and are just perfect together. nothing can stop them. they always surprise each other and always are thinking about each other. bestest couple ever, only problem is that they are seperated, but once redeemed, they will never look back
by shake n bake1425 September 30, 2011
Get the carleigh and ryan mug.a gay snowman often mistaken for a 'vampire'. is also a sparkly rapist/stalker who dreams of eating his idiot girlfriend, bella. created by mentally insane woman named stephanie meyer, who obviously forgot her meds when she created him
I saw some sparkly rapist pretending to eat his girlfriend the other day" "Oh, it was probably Edward Cullen.
by gryffindorseeker816 December 20, 2010
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