Cubiclonian

Any employee that works in a cubicle office/desk doing monotonous work, day after day.

All of the cubiclonians were quietly working, eagerly awaiting the freedom of the weekend.

by ANDERSSF November 18, 2011

Cubicle poolette

Scenario that occurs when Person A walks into a public or workplace toilet to find Person B washing their hands and the sound of a recently flushed toilet coming from one of multiple cubicles. Person A then has to decide which cubicle to choose, attempting to avoid the cubicle that has just been devastated by the bowel movements of Person B.

Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.

Person 1: "Christ, I just lost a game of cubicle poolette in the work toilets. I feel sick."

Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"

Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"

by Kilgore Trout 86 June 19, 2013

Cubicilian

An office worker confined to a cubicle, allowed only to escape during previously assigned break times or when rebelling against the man.

Me and my fellow cubicilians made a run for it and ventured the the great outdoors to see what all the hype was about, now that break time is over we must return to the cube farm from whence we came.

by DaveThePictureTaker July 8, 2014

Cubic Area

In an open floor-plan office, or cube farm, the space that includes one's cubicle, along with the area immediately adjacent.

"Is Miranda coming to the meeting?" "Yes. She just stopped by her cubic area to dejaculate."

"I hate it when I'm trying to work and people stand around my cubic area talking."

"My cubic area's a mess; I'm going to have to stay late and tidy it."

"If my cubic area were any smaller, it would be a veal pen."

by garthlomew May 20, 2014

cubicle cliff hanging

Climbing to the top of public toilet cubicle whilst door open an taking a dump

Hey guys $1 each to come watch Dan cubicle cliff hanging in the toilets

by bartlehunter86 July 15, 2016

Cunck

A mixture between Cunt & Cuck being put together.
Which means the person is an utter fuck

U are a fucking cunck for shooting my tires out

by Mr Kappa November 25, 2016

conicelli

Typically a fat gregarious sort of fellow. Likes to start projects and never finish them i.e.- dinners, get together,parties, projects. Whilst pointing out everyone else's shortcomings to deflect his own. A Conicelli is also known to crack under pressure and usually shit the bed at a crucial time. A true shake box.

Wow you really Conicelli 'ed that party.

by Connie's keeper May 24, 2017