cumbaya

sweet dreams ;; as mr.snow would say... !!!!

CUMBAYA , MY LORD , CUMBAYA hard rock kind of way

by deeeevviiinnn December 21, 2004

Cumberbabe

The politer name for a Cumberbitch,

i.e. Fans of Benedict Cumberbatch, particually those obsessed with his beautiful eyes and sexy voice

I love Benedict Cumberbatch, I am turning into a total Cumberbabe!

by StayinAliveForSherlock July 17, 2012

Chicago Cubs

1. One of the most unsuccessful baseball franchises in the history of the game. Won their last World Series in 1908 and are historically known for being Completely Useless By September (CUBS).

2. A bad team supported by uninvolved, unintelligent, and generally uninterested fans. Said fans constantly attend games even though the team and upper management refuse to put a quality product on the field. Next, they accuse Sox fans of being not loyal and not attending games when the Sox were losing. However, they refuse to believe the notion that if one is not happy with a team/organization's performance then the most effective way to retalliate is by (gasps) not attend games. Rather than knock the White Sox, their fans, and their parks, the Chicago Cubs and their fans should take a long look in the mirror and realize that they are a bunch of uneducated, slightly faggish, yuppy losers that do not win; in baseball or in life.

3. America's Gay Baseball Team

1. I went to New York to see the White Sox play the Yankees, however, I thought it would be interesting to see the Minor League Game first so I took the subway to Shea Stadium so I could see the Chicago Cubs play the Mets.

2. Chad: Want to go see the Chicago Cubs game today?

Michael: Sure. Who are they playing?

Chad: Oh, I don't know. I just wanted someone who would drive me home after I got incoherently drunk and had rough, unprotected sex with lots of other men.

Michael: Oh, sure. Wanna make out?

Chad: Sure

3. Gay guy #1: Let's go see the Chicago Cubs play!

Gay guy #2: Sure, they're real gay, just like us.

by Ienjoythetasteofgrapes August 20, 2006

cumbath

The worst level of humanity you can think of. If you are classified as a "cumbath," then don't expect to find a high paying job, an attractive wife, or any amount of happiness in your life. Your only hope is to be covered in the wonderful biological man-substance known as "cum." You'll be poor and probably sell pencils in a little tin cup, but you will be always warm due to the eternal baths of creamy ball butter that is expunged upon your corpulence. Enjoy it, you douchebag, or should I say, "cumbath."

God dammit, Subin and Screech are such monstrous cumbaths. They just watch Seinfeld and eat Japanese food. Bunch of cumbaths!!"

by Litterbean December 28, 2005

cumberbox

a box to keep my cum in, not yours.

my cumberbox is as big as a poubelle.

by lemonboy October 2, 2006

cumber

A retarded individual who will do most anything due to the lack of common sense and pride.

Eating cat food on a dare, hugging and kissing an empty keg of beer, and acting like a chimp while sober would all be good examples of being a 'cumber'. Generally annoying most of the time, slurred speech is common in the person, usually uttering extremely stupid comments. Tell-tale sign of being a 'cumber'? Singing Simple Man after being asked to stop by friends.

by Twoslices OfBread January 23, 2004

Cumberbumble

A word invented on the spot by a stoned person to make a point, ie 'Cumberbumbling'. Often prefaced by a pause as the person tries to figure out an actual word to say and fails. Most often paired with words such as 'like', 'shit man' and 'woah'.

"That blunt was so fat I...kisjefugh...fuck."
"Dude, that was such a cumberbumble."

by Pseudiddlyudynym February 19, 2012