Cucumber 10,000

A special dildo disguised and your average cucumber. When one squeezes both sides of the cucumber it begins to light up and vibrate.

Lauren brought her cucumber 10,000 to the sleep over yesterday. Let’s just say no one slept that night.

by Ticklemypurplepickle December 5, 2021

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dry cucumber

A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.

Logan, stop being a dry cucumber. Idiot.

by Immaturespices October 15, 2018

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Cucumber salad

When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.

Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?

by Coralface June 10, 2023

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cheese cucumber

A cheese cucumber is a cucumber cover in cheese that live under the sea.

Jim: hey have you even sea a cheese cucumber before?

Nick: yeah those things look hot.

by Wormy cult February 28, 2021

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frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.

I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.

by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018

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