Craptop

What you call your laptop when you take it in to the bathroom with you.

"Hey! I need to catch up on Facebook and beat that next level on Candy Crush, so I'm grabbing my Craptop while I drop some boys off at the pool."

by Spunkyd223 August 30, 2016

cryptillionaire

Describes a person whose cryptocurrency holdings are equal or greater to that of a fiat million through conversion to the holders native currency

After successfully investing in Bitcoin she became a cryptillionaire.

by Happy Hodler January 29, 2019

cryptic_swordsman

cryptic_swordsman

cryptic_swordsman Is the most goated TikToker that makes the most fire edits

by F4er March 13, 2021

Cryptbro

A bro who invests sums of money in various crypto currencies...and that’s all they talk about now

Dude is such a cryptbro now, all he talks about is buying the dip and leveraging, awfully quiet when the crypto plunges

by HipStir May 25, 2021

CRIPtOE LAD™

CRIPtOE LAD™ is the REAL Cryptoland. It's a place with many tourist attractions such as Shrek's outhouse, the wall of NFTs, and more!

WOAH BROS is that the REAL CRIPtOE LAD™???? WOAH LET'S SEE SHREK'S OUTHOUSE

by uhmognus_enjoyer January 27, 2022

crystomerge

The phenomenon where adjacent crystallites merge under extreme temperature or pressure conditions resulting in larger crystallite(s) was first bought to public attention in early 2023 by Scottsdale Mint selling blue silver into a worldwide squeeze. However before Scottsdale the technology was applied by the Space Research Institute to make more than clear aluminum and terrahertz transistors via nitrogen and boron inclusions in doped carbon interfaces, initially slated to be released to the general public in 2030s however due to ongoing (failing) depopulation attempts clever together is pushing up the timeline for open eyes.

LENR Crystomerging is how the crystal city was built before the politicians of the day lobotomized Uzza (to support a world order contradicting logic) leading to the death of 500 billion.

A silver crystomerge of that size has at least 72 hours at 1800f. No wonder the premiums are so high on the kilo bars.

by AnnTyVax December 25, 2022

Eric Crapton

A country singer who sings and plays the guitar on the toilet while crapping.

Ben: Tears in Heaven is the best song by Eric Crapton.
Gregory: Well so is Gayla.

by gregben March 13, 2022