Using the same theory as a wedgie. The crunchy is the next step in this ever evolving torture medium.
A hand full of gravel, 1/2 to 1 1/4 inch rocks, are inserted into the back of the victims underwear. Then the underwear is pulled up from the rear. The victim is taken off there feet if this is done properly and blood should pour from the ass.
This can also be combined with the atomic wedgie, the result would obviously be the atomic crunchy.
A hand full of gravel, 1/2 to 1 1/4 inch rocks, are inserted into the back of the victims underwear. Then the underwear is pulled up from the rear. The victim is taken off there feet if this is done properly and blood should pour from the ass.
This can also be combined with the atomic wedgie, the result would obviously be the atomic crunchy.
Guy 1 - Hey man. Whats up.
Guy 2 - We saw this super nerd at the park. Me and (insert meet head football guys name here) gave him a crunchy.
Guy 1 - Yea! That's what he gets for being at the park!
Guy 2 - Your right, hey lets go suck each others cocks.
Guy 2 - We saw this super nerd at the park. Me and (insert meet head football guys name here) gave him a crunchy.
Guy 1 - Yea! That's what he gets for being at the park!
Guy 2 - Your right, hey lets go suck each others cocks.
by m_l_ca October 10, 2009
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- Originated from the term "Cripsy" in Al Asad, Iraq
Syn. - Crisp, Ghetto Fabulous, Icy, Superfly
2) Clothing that looks better than everyone else's shit
- Originated from the term "Cripsy" in Al Asad, Iraq
Syn. - Crisp, Ghetto Fabulous, Icy, Superfly
Rondon: Damn dude, you look crispity crunchity peanut buttery!
Isales: Thanks bro.
Scotty (in the background): Stop usin' my shit like you made it up. You know I made that shit up! I am about to bust a cap into your asshole if you keep usin' my shit like that! Word. To Your Mother.
Isales: Thanks bro.
Scotty (in the background): Stop usin' my shit like you made it up. You know I made that shit up! I am about to bust a cap into your asshole if you keep usin' my shit like that! Word. To Your Mother.
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