crotch boxing

used to describe sexual intercourse can also sometimes be used as a syntonym for fisting

yo john i spent the entire night crotch boxing with ur mom last nights

crotch boxing by kenny the kid February 10, 2008

Crotch Turd

Infant, Toddler, Teenager, Jock, Cheerleader, Frat Boy, Frat Toy

I was enjoying dinner out, until the Rednecks' crotch turds started screaming.

Crotch Turd by Malcolm Reynolds October 8, 2008

Crotch Mileage 

A metric to determine if a woman is wifey material. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. The same way a used vehicle with a lots of mileage may have a lower blue book value; females with high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage are less desirable.

The chick I'm dating seems like wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.

Crotch Mileage by darbizwell March 4, 2009

crotch skim 

When you are walking and your swaying arm or hand hits the thigh or crotch area of another guy. It is usually followed by an awkward sorry.

I knew I had no chance being friends with Billy after I crotch skimmed him walking to BK.

Guy 1: Dude I touched this guys dick today!
Guy 2: What? Why?
Guy 1: Well not purposefully, I was walking with this guy and my hand hit him square in the balls

crotch skim by hodo15 July 29, 2009

Crotch Goat 

Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.

"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."

Crotch Goat by heyheyheyhey12345asdf April 1, 2010

Crotch Pocket 

The fly in boxer briefs that can also be used as an inconspicuous pocket in which to secretly store items.

He hid the swiss army knife in his crotch pocket so his enemy would not descover it.

"Dude, where are we gonna hide the ganji?".. "Put it in your crotch pocket."

Crotch Pocket by slobobski April 6, 2010

Crotch Crumbs 

These are the crumbs of food that miss your mouth and fall into your crotch. Crotch Crumbs occur most often in movie theatres, dark-lit rooms, and most often when one viciously shovels food into their mouth for reasons unknown.

'Hey, Ron. Can you pass me the popcorn?'
'There's none left in the bag but you can have my crotch crumbs'.

Crotch Crumbs by Walt Diznay August 29, 2010