Crose

A subject which you don't care about, but which a friend finds interesting and always wants to talk about.
Often the speaker doesn't realize or doesn't care that others are less interested than the speaker.

Crose originated as Crows. A person, Bryce B., would often talk about the unique aspects of crows to the boredom of his audience. As this is being written, he continues on his quest of educating the world to the supposed "awesomeness" of crows.

Robert: World of World craft, blah blah blah, epic drop, blah blah blah, rep points, blah blah blah.
Gabe: I don't care, quit talking about crose.

Paul: Eve Online, blah blah blah corporation, blah blah blah Pyroxeres blah blah blah, gate camp, blah blah blah.
Gabe: I don't care, quit talking about crose!

Bryce: Crows, blah blah blah, crows, blah blah blah blah, crows, blah blah blah.
Gabe: I DON'T CARE! QUIT TALKING ABOUT CROSE!

Gabe: Weezer, blah blah blah, Pinkerton, blah, blah, blah, Rivers' guitar pick, blah blah blah.
Robert, Paul and Bryce: We don't care! Quit talkin about crose!

by Bryce talks about Crows too much August 22, 2006

crooked dick tip

poorly done circumcision can cause the tip, helmet head part, to be cocked to left or right: head not in line with shaft when hard

his crooked dick tip was IMMEDIATELY obvious

by fucked up cock April 9, 2012

crooked dick

some ones who's dick is crooked due to masterbating to porn

he now has a crooked dick.

by amor y paz June 20, 2015

crooked beat

Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.

Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.

Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"

Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

coosenage

The act of being thuggish and ghetto in nature; acting in an apathetic nature about the law, government or mental retardation, especially in limp bizkit plox.

Jiniggs stay flowin' wit' his coosenage against the totalitarian government of UTPDRBR( United Tables of the People's Democratic Republic of the Bombastic Regime).

ya digg? nahmsayin, nawmean? f33l m3 b?

by Jerome Weekes April 8, 2008

crooked george

bent or crooked penis

Damn homie, you got a crooked george

by Dr. David D. Davidson II January 1, 2011

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or whose none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; the ball is now in your court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012