cooper

beyond time and space itself. he is the one true god, and he will decimate the lands with his arrival, for it has been foretold. he will one day become whole, and blessed shall be the day, when he begins deconstruction of life as we know it. never has being of such overflowing reach ever resided within existence. praise be! PRAISE BE!
and hes also good at guessing the correct amount to microwave meal-packs without looking at the label.

"how long should i microwave this for cooper?"

"a̶͉̜͍̜̝̲̦̲̙͚͂̿̿h ̢̛͙̘̜̘̹̉̂̂̉͑̍̀o ̨̠̼̥͎̙̥̤̰́̾̑̅̓͆̚ͅr̶̢̝̝͎̦̼̦̅͑̾̚͜n ̖̟̎̀͂̐̈̌̕̕ą̵͚̣̤̟̼̚ḧ̴͉́̾͛ ̵̧̧̳͕͕̀ą̴̝̠̜̹͖͘h̶̪͝ͅ ̵̠̳̲̣̤͎̰͇͙̎̆̄̄̃͒̅s̴̢̡̱̲̜̬̰̳̑͂̆̐̿̔̀̚͝m ̛͖̱̖̥͆͂̌ͅi ̙̩͕͚͕͎̖̯͈́̄̀̎͜͝d̶̙͇̓͌͂̉̋̒̈́́̚͜g ͕̺͘ȅ̵͇͕̼̿̌̈́̇̚̚͝ ̶̻̓̀̾͘͠p̶̨̢͓̹͚̊̀͝h ̺̭̱̙͎͙̟̼̲̲̇̿̎͒͘͝'̶̱̓͗̂̈́͛̽̍̀̕͝ ̩̼̪̳̗̬͖́̒̽̄̇͠͝͝ẙ̵̢̨͖̹̺̼̣̤̈́̓͝e̶̢͖̼̟͙̼̖͔̫̱͐̑͂͗͆̇͆͑͠ë̵̠̓͂̐̊̕̚̕͠͝o̴̠͙̫͇̙̠̯̣̎̅̚͜g̴̡̡̮̙̺͇̪̲̥̩̓ò̴̤͕̹͔̯̌́͋̽g ̗̻́̎̌̿̚?̵̟͍̥̝̱̜̬̗̇̋̌̾̆ͅ "

"thanks"

by NONAVAILABILITY August 6, 2019

cooper

cooper is a sweetheart if your dating him expect a gift almost every day. be careful he could steal your girl with his good look, charm, and his big dick.

Girl 1: coopers sooo hot I want to fuck him
Girl 2: he has a gf

Girl 1: he can cheat
Girl 2: hes to loyal

by fugenuggets are yum December 25, 2019

Cooper Kupp

Best wide receiver in NFL history
He also has a big shlong

He can jump and catch well because of his big shlong energy.

Lemme get that Cooper Kupp Sweat shirt

by ThebestNFLplayer February 14, 2022

louis cooper

Really gay person that's a real bat. He's always bumming this one girl called Katie

Damn that's a real Louis Cooper

by Kevin Vargoosle February 8, 2017

aiden cooper

Aiden cooper is the most sweet&Amazing&Cutist person you will ever meet.If you get an aiden in your relationship you are most likely to keep him for a long time . He’s gets attached to you and never lets go ! he’s so amazing to be around and will make you smile a lot.He loves people & cares about people !! If you have an Aiden .. KEEP HIM !!

Omg look at Aiden cooper , sexy

by Ac amazing January 30, 2018

Loafing Cooper

An amazing Minecraft streamer from Australia who never dies in bedwars :)

Person 1: “Yo! What’re you watching?”
Person 2: “Oh I’m just watching Loafing Cooper”

by pedajgordon January 27, 2021

Ms. Cooper

The name of the teacher with the best ass on campus.

Student 1: “Have you seen Ms. Cooper in those yoga pants?”
Student 2: “Yeah, it makes me wanna clap them cheeks!”

by PJHDSFCR December 13, 2018