crackerhead

Lame-brain, Doofus, Numbskull.

What a "Crackerhead"!

by VooDoo Daddy June 3, 2003

slab cracker

Large young lady struttin the town on saturday night (usually with grey thong exposed at back and belly hanging out - tatoo's optional)

Wow man look at that slab cracker - too much Maccy Dee's

by street smeg May 5, 2005

Prawn Crackers

Alternative expression of complete retardedness.

Girl: She's so random.
Boy: She's prawn crackers.

by alexandra anarchy May 2, 2008

Crackerbox

A vag pitufully devoid of moisture.

When I was over at your dad's house I tried to stuff it in Jen's hairy snizz. Thing wouldn't budge and I got the sensation of dragging my eye down a chalk board. So I go down to spit on it and right when I open my mouth she queefs a sandstorm. Considering how oily Jen's skin and hair are she has the worst crackerbox I've ever tasted!

by Scrunthole June 17, 2018

Mexican Cracker

someone whos Mexican but knows no Spanish,and lives a redneck lifestyle thinking there white.(white people know more spanish than them)

White guy:hola
Mexican:what does that mean
White guy:nvm your just a Mexican Cracker.

by Be96 March 6, 2011

miz cracker

Miz Cracker a comedy queen from New York. She was in the top 5 of Rupauls Drag Race winning 1 maxi challenge

Isn't miz cracker funny

by ELEPHANTQWEEN August 3, 2018

Cracker Jacker

A black gay man that either is only attracted to or only hits on white guys

Friend: Hey, you think that guy is cute?
Black guy: No, I'm only into white guys
Friend: You're such a Cracker Jacker

by CGOLDS15 July 25, 2010