Brazilian Canoe

A sex act performed by placing an erect penis in the crack of a womans butt cheeks and coming to orgasm without penetration.

How about I give you a "Brazilian Canoe" tonight baby.

by The Pethick Brothers July 9, 2011

Blue Canoe

The lesbian equivalent of bluewalls/blueballs.

After making out with Sue all night I was left with a major blue canoe.

by Law,L May 18, 2008

paddling the canoe

The act of female masturbating herself.

I walked into the office bathroom at lunch and caught maryann paddling the canoe.

by Randy Smith June 11, 2006

sewage canoeist

Male homosexual.

Stewart is a bit of a sewage canoeist.

by Ben October 31, 2006

canoodling

An intense make out session characterized by extreme heavy petting, hair tousling and dry humping (grinding and scissoring are acceptable when canoodling occurs between two women). Participants are usually clothed. Action typically takes place on a couch in a high traffic common area, suitable for a quick cease of canoodling.

I hope Anna doesn't walk in on KC and I while we're canoodling on her couch this weekend.

by DickDownie and KC December 27, 2007

canooky

sex with a Canadian (aka Canook)

going to Canada? yah hmm maybe I'll get a little canooky

by AshleyB263 November 23, 2006

bailing out the canoe

a great way to describe a woman peeing

My wife refuses to drink beer. More than one and she's bailing out the canoe every 10 minutes.

by Troy McGinty November 2, 2007