An under-rated mysterious region outside of jacksonville, fl. Its legendary homegrown, oxys, shine, imported tampa beans, and over-abundancy of free shrooms, are the result of many generations of this rural utopia's inhabitants' desire to be baked, oxidized, belligerant, or trollin out of their country-ass minds. Recent downfalls of this mysterious haven have included, but are not limited to: fucking people from jacksonville migrating here and not understanding that everyone has a shotgun or five, so they need to just shut the fuck up and go back east(a rare few are cool); old fuckers from up north that cant fuckin drive!; CUZ's not selling to almost anybody anymore; rarely being able to get a fat dime in the hood anymore (having to venture to glen, sanderson, or even fucking olustee for an ample fat sack. **if you're cool with at least 10 brothas, you may be able to get hooked up in margaretta, but this is rare); the cemetary off of snake road not being a good smoke spot anymore due to...; recent sheriffs and some city leaders not being smokers; cops (even though you probably know them or are kin to them somehow) actually telling you quiet down at parties!?; less hot ass high school teachers givin it up; and finally, fuckin gas bein so damn high that you cant hardly afford to get fucked up AND ride 90, so chillin at the house or on a dirt road is what you have to settle for.
If you dont know what a dogbox is or you've never said 10-4, you are not from baker county.
Ignorant bastards from jax beach actually BUY shrooms from baker county.
Lake citian: we were going to jacksonville, but this old country dude at CUZ's in baker county asked us to smoke. we got so blazed that we forgot to go to jacksonville
Ignorant bastards from jax beach actually BUY shrooms from baker county.
Lake citian: we were going to jacksonville, but this old country dude at CUZ's in baker county asked us to smoke. we got so blazed that we forgot to go to jacksonville
by zjizzle December 23, 2007
Get the baker county mug.A county in New York State. Dutchess is 50-60% upstate, and was previously was fluently Republican. Many lawsuits have turned Dutchess County more purple, it still leans red. The City of Poughkeepsie is the county seat.
People from communities around Dutchess County have been known to be warm-hearted, really sweet, some even walk with a smile on their face. However, they are VERY cliquey in most cases. Bear in mind it's a place like anywhere else. Drugs are common in bad areas of Dutchess and it's cities more specifically. Marijuana is a so common in Beacon the name Tree City was given.
This county lacks Special Education support expect for the City of Beacon's schools, so beware about sending your kids to Dutchess counties crappy schools, that's not biased, look it up.
Many areas have been known to deny jobs to those with disabilities. Poughkeepsie is the only known exception to this racism. The county executor is a republican as of April 24 2010. He's on his 4th or 5th term!
Dutchess is the type of county in which one needs to research very carefully before moving to.
People from communities around Dutchess County have been known to be warm-hearted, really sweet, some even walk with a smile on their face. However, they are VERY cliquey in most cases. Bear in mind it's a place like anywhere else. Drugs are common in bad areas of Dutchess and it's cities more specifically. Marijuana is a so common in Beacon the name Tree City was given.
This county lacks Special Education support expect for the City of Beacon's schools, so beware about sending your kids to Dutchess counties crappy schools, that's not biased, look it up.
Many areas have been known to deny jobs to those with disabilities. Poughkeepsie is the only known exception to this racism. The county executor is a republican as of April 24 2010. He's on his 4th or 5th term!
Dutchess is the type of county in which one needs to research very carefully before moving to.
Person, A: I'm moving to Dutchess County
Orange County NY Resident: Oh, alright, I'm not really too familiar with that county, but it seems alright.
Orange County NY Resident: Oh, alright, I'm not really too familiar with that county, but it seems alright.
by VanillaCoffee April 24, 2010
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Sup Bro is an All County Hasbeen, hanging on to memories from high school football from the mid-90's.
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I just bought this dirt bike for pretty cheap but I found out they applied "Perry County Loctite" to nearly every bolt on the machine.
Alternatively, "Boy will they be pissed when they find out I applied Perry County Loctite to that head bolt on that car before I sold it on Craigslist"!
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Get the louisa county high school mug.A small county where half the people are rich and stupid and the other half are meth addicts. The kids spend all their time smoking pot while their douche bag parents do meth. This county hides everything from the public eye and not gonna lie if you learn they’re secrets they won’t ley you leave. All the teens are suicidal and have cuts all over their bodies. If you don’t get out of this county by 21 chances are you aren’t getting out.
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