Cartaracts

The condition of an older car's film covered hazy headlights.

Mike: Hey can you pick me up? I can't drive at night.

Joey: Why?

Mike: My car has cartaracts.

by lormaak September 28, 2009

contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

contagious urination

Suddenly realizing that you have to pee because someone else just told you that they had to.

Sally: " Will you excuse me, I have to pee"

Joan: "Hey I have to pee too!"

Joan has contagious urination.

by powaful May 20, 2010

Contact Game

Game that is almost exactly the same as the safety game, but instead "contact" is said and the game is played by soldiers.

*Soldier 1 releases flatulence*
Soldier 1 — Contact!
Soldier 2 — Aww, now I can't hit you due to the rules of the Contact Game.

by UrbanCorps November 29, 2010

contagilicious

A merge between contagious and delicious. Can be used to describe really hot hookers that may have an STD. You know you shouldnt but you just cant help yourself.

I should have used a rubber mate but that hoe was too contagilicious!

by nic0teen March 3, 2011

Containious

When you see someone holding a container, then you find yourself holding a container too, or vice versa.

As he was holding a heavy box full of tools, he witnessed someone holding one as well.
"Damn, it's containious!"

by blonde nympho September 8, 2014

Contact Cancer

Essentially the same thing as contact high, except you are absorbing cancer rather than THC.

Bebel was shitposting so hard, it gave me contact cancer.

by Vintoriak September 13, 2016