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A merge between contagious and delicious. Can be used to describe really hot hookers that may have an STD. You know you shouldnt but you just cant help yourself.
I should have used a rubber mate but that hoe was too contagilicious!
by nic0teen February 16, 2011
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A minor spot like rash that appears around the month from eating pussy for a length of time. The serverity depends on the cleanliness of the lady and the amount of time spent down below.
Ted: What are those spots around your month?
Doogle: I went muff diving with Mrs Doyle now i have dirty beard!
by nic0teen February 16, 2011
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