Definitions by nic0teen

dirty beard 

A minor spot like rash that appears around the month from eating pussy for a length of time. The serverity depends on the cleanliness of the lady and the amount of time spent down below.

Ted: What are those spots around your month?
Doogle: I went muff diving with Mrs Doyle now i have dirty beard!

dirty beard by nic0teen March 3, 2011

contagilicious 

A merge between contagious and delicious. Can be used to describe really hot hookers that may have an STD. You know you shouldnt but you just cant help yourself.

I should have used a rubber mate but that hoe was too contagilicious!

contagilicious by nic0teen March 3, 2011