A merge between contagious and delicious. Can be used to describe really hot hookers that may have an STD. You know you shouldnt but you just cant help yourself.
by nic0teen February 16, 2011
A minor spot like rash that appears around the month from eating pussy for a length of time. The serverity depends on the cleanliness of the lady and the amount of time spent down below.
Ted: What are those spots around your month?
Doogle: I went muff diving with Mrs Doyle now i have dirty beard!
Doogle: I went muff diving with Mrs Doyle now i have dirty beard!
by nic0teen February 16, 2011