chonk

A teenage boy wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a baseball cap, steals bikes at night, and drinks tins of kronenbourg during the day, then throws the tin's in people's gardens

What are those chonks doing hanging around my car!

by Chonk! August 16, 2003

chonk

To take or steal deliberately

"Yo, that's a nice car. I think I'mma chonk that."

by Adam_S November 2, 2006

chonk

male sex organ, a slang term often used in jest.

you can kiss my chonk matey!.....touch my chonk!

by Reuben Jordan June 7, 2007

chonk

When a man ejaculates

I didn't pull out; I definitely chonked inside her.

by RyanDNLXF February 7, 2017

conkey

Slang for a woman's vaginal area, often used in place of other similar-sounding words for variations of song lyrics.

Used as an add-in to a Sugar Ray hit: "I....just want to fly (wiki-wki-wki-wki)........ Put your conkey on me, baby....Put your conkey on me, baby...."

For use in a sentence: "She was annoying the piss out of me; all I wanted to do was kick her in the conkey!"

by The Dixon October 9, 2006

chonk

To participate in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissor's to determine who get's something or wins in any situation where a winner must be selected.

ie. Decide who break's in a pool match.
Decide who will call up to order pizza.
Decide who rides shotgun in a car when other normal avenue's are exhausted.
"Let's chonk for it."

by Diego July 28, 2003

chonk

To steal or jack something.

That's a sick ass watch; you better run before I chonk that shit.

by Racedoor13 December 7, 2006