Dane Cook 

A terribly overrated comedian and joke thief whose popularity is in large part due to the teenage girl-fueled bandwagon and slick marketing of the MTV generation. This guy wouldn't have even registered in the radar 10 years ago, but since mediocrity is the norm now, his desperately-pathetic-attention-seeking form of comedy has gained him a devoted fanbase- most of them consisting of gay men, horny menstrating women and TRL-loving idiots who wouldn't know funny if it bit them in the ass. His moronic brand of humor is best suited inside alcohol-soaked fraternities or wherever else lower-IQ idiots who don't know shit about comedy congregate.

Take Jerry Seinfeld's observational schtik, remove all of the actual punch lines, combine it with Jim Carrey's over-the-top goofball antics that were mildly amusing in the early 90s, and viola = Dane Cook.

Dane Cook by comedyfan April 10, 2006

Ghetto Cook 

One who cooks drugs.

Mane Tyrone, I have tha itch fo' sum drugs. I betta go mess wit tha ghetto cook down tha street.

Ghetto Cook by Phenton April 21, 2009

Chaos Goblin Line Cook 

The chaotic guy always causing shit
and never predictable in the kitchen.
All the girls have screwed him on a
drought because he was low
maintenance sex, in part due to his
chaos. Also, usually the one that
always had the good coke, good
weed, or ample benzos.

Pete Davidson is a total chaos goblin line cook.

Chaos Goblin Line Cook by nobody likes pickles, dude November 20, 2021

Taylor Cook 

An amazing, loving, caring, beautiful person that will be a BEYOND amazing friend. She's funny and is always positive about things. It's easy to fall in love with her (in a friendly way) and she's always there when you need her and she has talent and everything you could want. She's very loved and she should always know that.

Damn. that girls a Taylor Cook!! She's A M A Z I N G !

Taylor Cook by XxSammiSuicidexX May 3, 2010

Home Cook 

Someone who cooks often but only in their home. They tend to not be as efficient or "perfect" as the more professional types of people, which causes them to not be as tense about the way something is measured, cut, etc. These people are the most likely to "stray from the recipe" looking for a simpler way, or sometimes better taste.

Mary: Whenever I eat Frankie's food it always tastes so odd!

Derek: Yea, she adds a lot of strange things, I think shes a Home Cook.

Home Cook by KippyKando May 21, 2011

kay cook 

a beautiful and independent girl. who never fails to make people smile. she’s talented. beautiful. with songs called “upgrade” “love me” and “thoughts” three amazing songs that deserve way more recognition. she’s an amazing person. kind to everyone. could never harm a soul. why she gets hate? we will never know. she is an amazing person. a person that we don’t deserve. a person that makes me and other people happy <3

“ wow i really love kay cook “

kay cook by heartsforcook May 5, 2019

dane cook 

a silly bitch and
a BAMF

that dane cook is a silly bitch...he got me.

dane cook by ilovedane October 7, 2006