conveniomatic

An item that, while perhaps convenient, is somewhat nonessential, even pointless. It is inspired by 1950s American-style advertising aimed at the 'house wife'.

'My new SuperVac400 with built in Soap Manufacturer sure is conveniomatic!'
'This Fisher & Paykel DishDrawer system is conveniomatic!'

by The Man of Many Words June 12, 2005

conperson

A non-gender specific shortening of the term "congressman"

The senators and conpersons inserted pork in the bill like a New York Deli on a Saturday.

by Patti B February 12, 2009

Concession Street Swag

The swagger of a , one individual that does live in the concession street vicinity.

yo that nigg will has some sick $wagg3rrr concession street swag

by jizzstar1 June 12, 2011

babe convention

a gathering or convening of a large group of hot babes, or even megababes, in one place, whether by design or coincidence.
as yet, there is no officially recognised babe convention, however there have been recent talks among world leaders on the topic.

"holy crap look at that group of chicks over there! theyre ALL hot!"
"and there's another one!"
"this place is a babe convention!"

by peekers April 29, 2008

Dashboard Confessional

verb describe a musician who gives himself a band name despite clearly being a solo act.

"So, what's this Nine Inch Nails band all about?"
"See, it's this guy Trent Reznor..."
"Wait, it's just one guy?"
"Yeah."
"He dashboard confessionaled? What a lame-o. I hate him already."

by cegriffin June 20, 2005

The Taxi-Cab Confession

When you and your lucky lady (Who must be wearing a skirt) Get into a taxi, after giving her an Alabama Hotpocket... The cabby will notice the smell of sex and poo, and once you get to where you need to be... (Hopefully somewhere with a shower!) You get her to stand infront of the car while you lean in and tell the cabby you have a confession.. when he asks what, she shakes the shit out of her nappy ass poon and you run away! The Cabby might even forget to make you pay!"

"Me and Monica totally pulled the taxi-cab confession last night on this dumb paki!"

by EJG1234 April 7, 2009

convention

a) a convening (i.e. a gathering) of people, usually signatories of a political treaty
b) the way things are/ are supposed to be done or performed
c) something you convene (agree to)

according to some, including myself, the Versailles conference was really a convention in all three senses of the word, as defined above.

by Sexydimma March 20, 2021