Comp-wad

A computer nerd who has a vast knowledge of computers and uses his confusing computer vocabulary to pick-up chicks. A computer-was also spends a great deal of time in front of a computer screen. At school, think their bad ass when they play unreal tournament when they teacher is not looking.

1) Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how his intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

2) Jimmy: Hey Cindy want me to demonstrate you how a male-connecting plug from my laptop connects with a female socket?
Cindy: Ur sucha comp-wad...go suck on ur usb key...

by loblaws September 22, 2007

Company Timer

The use of unsanctioned (in addition to one's break) company time to take an extended bathroom break.

Gotta take a company timer

by Pinhedd July 14, 2009

Compaq

Compaq (Kom-Pac) noun 1. A weapon in the shape of a laptop, however, does not offer the services as one.

Dude, look at that loser over there thinking he's hot shit sipping a latte with his Compaq ... "HEY JACK ASS! Get some money together and buy a Toshiba!"

by AR777 September 20, 2010

Cum Companions

Friends with benefits, sex with no strings attached

Jake and Breanna were cum companions during their short trip to Spain

by zombiesarefierce April 13, 2011

Nothing Compares 2 Blue (Cheese) Burger

A burger that served with blue cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Nothing Compares 2 Blue (Cheese) Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

late night companion

a person who bakes you late night goodies and keeps you company. You do not have to pay her to leave.

Becky Young is a great late night companion. She made me some pizza, ice cream, and kept me company all night.

by The Bonesaw October 12, 2013

Non sexual companionship

When your boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you but wants to keep everything else the same

Since I masturbate, I don't need to have sex with my girlfriend. Were now in a non sexual companionship

by ImAllGoodInTheHood September 3, 2018