Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011

Cock block

Abbie Snelling

“Man I was trying to get this girls number but I got cock blocked”

“Oh did abbie get in the way”

by Abbie Snelling June 9, 2019

Cock block

My step father

He is a huge cock block

by Blank nightie December 2, 2024

cock block

Robbie Burns

Oh you were cock blocked? By who? ... Oh! Robbie Burns was there..

by BoysNYC November 6, 2012

Cock blocked

prevents pussy for other, also known as Vikki

Dude, did you just get cock blocked twice by Vikki?

by Bitchum May 3, 2016

Cock block

Someone who prevents another person from getting some cock.

Sue!! Yes Mel. What do you think you’re doing? I’m trying to pick up that Dutch sailor and you keep cock blocking me. What tha fuck??

by Dazza Vich December 22, 2018

Cock block talking

covers in 3 area's

1 # Habitual Interruptor .
2 # butting in
3 # in order to lead any subject s and control any conversation while not letting people to finish

"yo girl stop Cock block talking."

by sperm623 August 23, 2023