pink cobra 

A woman's private parts.

She always gets off when I go down and worship the pink cobra.

pink cobra by Ivan I. Dread November 11, 2006

angry cobra 

The most potent form of (a) madsnake. Someone or something so cool, so envied, so admirable, that he/she/it has no competition.

DUDE #1: Man, did you see that?! Wayne is a total madsnake!
DUDE #2: No, man, he's a freakin' angry cobra! No one can do that!
WAYNE: Ssssssss!

OR

GIRL #1: I heard Wayne's breakdancing routine saved the youth centre!
GIRL #2: That's madsnake! So madsnake, it's angry cobra!

angry cobra by J Bodanac May 14, 2006

Couch Cobra 

Someone who practically lives on the couch, mainly for the purpose of watching television, and whose only real movement is the Couch Cobra Strike.

"Man, I had such a busy week, I think I'm just gonna go Couch Cobra all Saturday."

Couch Cobra by Miss_Hilary June 5, 2007

SMOLDERING COBRA

HOT STEAMY COILED UP CRAP LEFT ON THE ICE WHILE ICE FISHING.

TODAY I WENT ICE FISHING HAD TO SHIT SO BAD I LAID OUT A SMOLDERING COBRA !

SMOLDERING COBRA by JUNK YARD DOG EAP January 13, 2010

Spitting Cobra 

After a male has ejaculated, he takes a piss in which the urine is sticky. Therefore when he is done and shakes the urine flys around but flys back onto his penis.

Robert have you ever had a spitting cobra after sex?
Demetrius yea, but mines more of a vicious black mamba.
Robert Nice

Spitting Cobra by Papa Loud May 4, 2014

black cobra 

A large snake

"Yo, homie. I heard she saw your black cobra"

black cobra by swagiloctopus March 28, 2014

spitting cobra 

penis
more specifically a penis in the act of ejaculating

"I showed her my spitting cobra"

spitting cobra by myghee July 3, 2005